This dog really needs a cupcake – right now.
It’s a dog’s worst nightmare. A Friday night on the town with the mongrels, a bit too much to drink and a horrible hangover in the morning.
And the evening’s events are all a bit foggy. Until you sign on to Facebook and see this tagged on your timeline.
You whimper a little, pop some headache medicine and nibble gingerly on a sausage roll.
“Woof,” you say out loud – you’re a dog, remember.
“Never again,” you say to yourself.
“At least not until next week.”